Research has led to discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held
together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast
quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization causes more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium,
which has half as many peons but twice the number of morons. Poisoning
by this metal is lethal at small doses.
This mondialisation trend means an heavy new world disorder called discret absolutism.
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